uwannawatchme

HA HA I'M PRETTY

SO A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF:

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If God exists, I am going to ask him why I am so damn fabulous....then get him to light my cigarette.

I can hold my liquor longer than my mother ever held me as a child.

I'm such a cunt, the devil makes deals WITH me.

I was voted People Magazine's Sexiest Woman Alive, 1999, 2001, 2002, 2005.

Yea....so I sit...people stare...Woops.

I forgot....You're poor. That explains it! <3

You can't do shit...and thats sad...not.

loves it.

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INTERESTS:

Scrubbing myself until the stench of blue collar workers escapes my sun kissed skin.

AND

laughing at poor people with big dreams.

I'm very religious. All JeOprah Witnesses are very involved with her church.

MY DAILY MEALS:

Breakfast: Sugar Free Red Bull

Lunch: Cigarette

Dinner: Your Daddy's 401k

Me and my friends wipe our asses with you...so don't even try us.

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I pay my assistants in bread crumbs.

I don't buy stocks, I buy islands.

~THINGS I HATE~

Giving to charities:
I love my money like you love your kids...you won't just give them to anyone who asks!

OTHER people acting like THEY'RE the SHIT:
Guess what...you probably smell like shit.

LISTENING:
I have my own problems. Spending my trust fund sounds a whole hell of a lot better than listening to you whine about your boyfriend.

Waiting for people...for any reason:
'Cause it should be the other way around.

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FAVORITE MOVIE:

ask my ex-boyfriend....

Favorite Books:

My daddy's will

Favorite Quotes:
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"after all...a lady can never be too rich or too thin"
My love Micah

"I'm too beautiful to die, but too wild to live"

"just cause you wear rhinestone shoes don't mean you can dance"
Jimmy

"She is 80% body fat and 20% Bullshit."
~blake tysinger

"Don't get it twisted. Gays don't go to hell...they go to Chanel."

"If he wanted to die SO BAD why is he still living?"
~Hannah

SO BASE. YOU LOVE ME. YOU VOTE FOR ME. I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU WITH MY LIFE.

XOXO

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