Sweet Nector of Life!

Police Officer: excuse me sir

Me: huh?

Police Officer: can I ask, what you are doing?

Me: um.... where am I?

Police Officer: You're in Baton Rouge?!(I thought I was in Slidell, which is an hour away).

Me: To be honest sir, I have no idea what is going on.

Police Officer: Well I found you sleeping in this person's front yard next to your truck. Do you know who that lady is?

Me: (I look over at the lady talking to another cop, who I've never seen before) No sir! um... am I getting arrested or ticketed?!

Police Officer: Well sir, you obviously did a lot of things wrong last night. This is definitely one of the craziest things I've seen. You technically didn't do anything wrong because no one called in anything or caught you do anything illegal but you are going to have to get some one to pick you up.

The stupid ass things I do when I'm drunk! Well, I guess I answered the question about if I drink. I have so many drunk stories. I'm usually a fun drunk! My friends and I party on a different level than most people. We can handle a lot more alcohol than most too. Whenever I go out, I usually always have some kind of story to tell the next day. I've made so many memories and blank spots over the years. My friends and I usually draw a lot of attention when we go out. We don't mean to do it but we just go all out when we go to the bar or a club. Me and my friend Vic were laughing in the bar ,drink in hand, the other night because we were talking about going to an AA meeting drunk. I'll be at a party and this random guy will be telling his craziest drunk story and I just laugh to myself, "if he only knew". I love watching all the RW cast members who breakdown during the season and are like..."this environment with the constant drinking is so bad for me"... I'm just like if you only knew,lol!!! Needless to say, I'll be able to handle the alcohol pressure and the best part is that I'll be able to watch it later on in life when my liver won't let me party anymore.

Now to answer the other questions...
My biggest problem I face right now is graduating. I know it's not some over the top fucked up thing but what can I say... not everyone in this world is mental. Also, I have no idea what I want to do in life. One of the reasons I am trying out for RW is because I think I would like to get into entertainment. Modeling and/or a talent agent. I think about what I'm going to do with my life all of the time. I only have a year left of school and then its off to the real world.

I want to be on Real World because I think I would definitely bring a different feel to the show. I don't have anything to hide and I don't put up fronts. I feel that the people watching would be able to make a personal connection with me and frankly, I'm one of the most entertaining people to watch in real life so why not just put me on MTV. Being on RW has always been something I've wanted to do but until now I've never attempted to go for it. I want to experience so much in life and this show happens to be on my list. It's not like I just want to be on a reality tv show, I want to be on Real World. This show is on a completely different level than all of the other "reality shit on TV". to be continued...

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